[about his date] We met at the Santa Barbara Bowl at the Ravi Shankar concert last week, and she asked me out on a date.
Who goes to someone else's reunion when they barely even know them?
Who goes to a Ravi Shankar concert?
“Murder?...Anyone?...Anyone?...Bueller?” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Gus (1), Carlton Lassiter (1), Juliet O'Hara (1), Henry Spencer (1)
If Chief Vick knew I was running names for you guys, I'd lose my ass.
We definitely don't want that to happen.
Good talk, Dad. I gotta run. Actually, there is one more thing. Do you think I could borrow your underpants? Just for ten minutes.
...What?
Oh, come on! These are iconic film references I'm making, here!
Mindy, it's official: you've won bitchiest banana.
If I were just some average guy with no super powers I'd say [muttering dumbly] "I dunno; why are you asking me?" But as the head psychic for the Santa Barbara Police Department I say "I don't know. Why are you asking me?"
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