Scenes with Mojo Jojo 40
DDentist
[after working on Mojo's teeth] Okay, Mr. Jojo, you're all done, and since you've been such a good boy, here's a lollipop.
[Mojo, his cheeks swollen, walks out of the examination room, clutching a lollipop]
Mojo Jojo[stops] Huh?
[Mojo sees the Gangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him in the waiting room with their faces swollen and needing dental care]
Mojo Jojo
[lisping] What happened to you guys?! No, don't tell me. Buttercup?! I bet you were just sitting at home, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, bam, pow, crack! Buttercup bursts in, and starts beating your face, knocks out as many teeth that she can, and then takes off with them!
[the other villains groan in pain and agreement]
Mojo Jojo
[lisping] This is an outrage!
GGGangreen Gang, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him
Huh?
Mojo Jojo
[lisping] AN OUTRAGE! AN OUTRAGE!!! Something must be done!
[Mojo fires laser beams from his robot, Him fires with his energy beam from his mouth, and Princess fires her blaster rays from her hands, hitting the girls. Fuzzy throws a rock on them. They are stunned]
[effeminate] Did we just do what I think we did?
Mojo Jojo
Yes. Individually, we have failed time and again. But together, we are victorious!
I propose we join forces, and merge into one super-villain conglomerate!
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup? We beat 'em? We beat all of 'em?!
[effeminate] That's it! We will be known as...the Silver Beat-Alls!
Mojo Jojo
No. Too fancy. We shall be known simply as...the Beat-Alls!
["A Hard Day's Night" is heard as their faces are half-hidden in shadow a la the Beatles album]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] And Fuzzy, the shy one...
I'm gonna let you down and leave you flat! [throws the rock and crushes the girls, silencing them]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] ...provides the rock. Thus the Brutish Invasion had begun. [the girls are repeatedly blasted and crushed] Again... and again... and again... [the Beat-Alls are leaning over a balcony smiling down, reminiscent of the Beatles' album Please Please Me] ...the girls were defeated by the Beat Alls. Till eventually, [they disappear] the girls stopped showing up entirely. [the Beat-Alls are pummeling a band that bears a striking resemblance to the Beatles] And the Beat-Alls had a ticket to ride.
Mojo Jojo
[to the audience] Will the people in the cheap seats please leave? And the rest of you, hand over your jewelry!
[They do, followed by B&W head shots of each villain in various goofy poses]
SBStuart Best
[voice over] Having finally bested the Powerpuff Girls, the Beat-Alls rushed to the top of the charts of the Most Wanted list. [wanted posters appear on the screen] When questioned, authorities had this to say.
SPSgt. Pepper
[resembles Old Fred from Yellow Submarine] Thank you. My name is Sergeant Pepper of the Townsville Police, and at the request of my commanding officers, I'd like to make this statement. [clearing throat, as the parody tune of Hey Bulldog begins] Help! We need somebody! Help! Not just anybody! Help! We need the Powerpuff Girls! [clearing throat again] Thank you.
Mojo Jojo
[aiming his laser gun] I want to hold your cash!
MMan
[pointing] Too late. Somebody beat you to it.
[During a parody of I Want You (She's So Heavy), Mojo climbs the ladder and finds some tiny writing: "This is A Stick up!"]
Mojo Jojo
Brilliant! Who is responsible for this? Who is behind such a unique and innovative approach to committing... [sees a female monkey] crimes? [during a parody of Strawberry Fields Forever, they fall in love] I've got to get you into my life! [she lets loose a scream at eardrum-piercing levels] I love you too!
[The Beat-Alls steal items during a parody of The Ballad of John and Yoko]
So tell us again why we're only stealing toilet paper, light bulbs, milk, flour, and eggs.
Mojo Jojo
Well, Moko's idea is that stealing items that are all white isn't against the law. So it's okay to take them.
Mojo Jojo
It's all right 'cause they're all white!
[Princess sighs in disgust, Him looks very annoyed, and Fuzzy drops his load]
[Mojo Jojo and Moko Jono are screaming their heads off, making everyone cover their ears in irritation, including the other Beat-Alls]
[effeminate] Mojo! Mojo! [demonic] MOJO!
Mojo Jojo
WHAT?!
[effeminate] I STILL DON'T GET IT!
Mojo Jojo
THE LOUDER YOU YELL, THE MORE PAIN IT CAUSES THE LISTENER! AND THEIR PAIN IS OUR PLEASURE!
[Several citizens are shown covering their ears, including the Beatles themselves]
[demonic] UGH! MOJO, YOU'RE A PAIN!
Mojo Jojo
WHAT?!
FPFuzzy, Princess and Him
WE QUIT!
Mojo Jojo
GOOD, GOOD! BUT EVEN LOUDER!
[The other Beat-Alls groan and storm off]
[effeminate] Let's get back to where we once belonged.
So once again the days are saved... [the girls appear in their usual pose] ...thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! But the credit should go to none other than Mojo Jojo... [he appears, replacing the girls, when his name is spoken. He looks completely dumbfounded] ...who once again had a hand in helping create the Powerpuff Girls!
Mojo
[anguished] NOOOOOOOO!!!
[The invading robot has defeated the Girls and wrecked Townsville]
Mojo Jojo
No! My laboratory, home to all my evil plans and devices...destroyed!
RRobot
Earth creatures, the destruction of your dwelling area is now complete. I am now your new leader.
Mojo Jojo
NO! That is my line! I've always wanted to say that!
RRobot
And you will now bow down to me. [Townsville's people are shown bowing] Yes, just like that.
Mojo Jojo
No! No! NO...! [he goes completely berserk, shrieking like a wild chimpanzee as the robot watches in disgust] YOU!! HAVE!! BROKEN!! MY!! DREAMS!!!! [beats up the robot, finally knocking it down with a blow to the head with the hard loaf of bread. He then pulls its lower leg back, making it cry out in pain and pound the ground] Say it! SAY IT!! SAY IT!!!
RRobot
YOU ARE THE MOST EVIL! [collapses again]
Mojo Jojo
And don't you forget it!
[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!
Bubbles, what are you talking about?
QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?
Mojo Jojo
[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.
[panicked] What? What do they want?
He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!
[A fourth round of gasps]
[A fifth round of gasps]
But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...
...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.
And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.
[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.
And the Mayor because he's a big baby!
I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]
[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?
[Last lines of the series. Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door for Mojo]
MOJO! You get out of there! You're nothing but a big party pooper!
Mojo Jojo
[moaning from contaminated banana cream pie he ate] Oh, how did you know?
[The toilet is flushed]
And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.
Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.
[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]
[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!
Yeah, but wait, I just want to...
NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]
[Cut to the observatory]
Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...
Mojo Jojo
[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]
Mojo
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!
What are you gonna do with him?
Mojo
Mmm...I might drop him.
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!
[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]
Hey, look! We're on camera!
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!
You mean "we can blow things up and stuff?
Mojo
MMmm hmmm
Mojo Jojo
Anything.
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo
Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!
In the stomach or in the face?
Mojo Jojo
How about a third type of opinion?
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