Mojo JojoIn the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an F! Which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a Z, since that is the final letter in the alphabet which starts with A and ends with Z. But instead, the letter given for those who do most poorly is an F, seeing as it goes A, B, C, D, F, with the inexplicable skipping of E! Nonetheless, after that pathetic display, all of you would get an F, symbolizing failure for your poor use of English!
PPhilippe
Pardon, monsieur, but all you did was ask of us our names, and that is what we answered with.
Mojo Jojo
Yes, and that is wrong, because it is boring and uninteresting and thoroughly bringing me about to a state of unconsciousness! From those simple, pathetic names, I learn nothing! I am here to teach you proper English, and with that you are to learn proper descriptive and defining skills!
Do you think Mojo is really learning his lesson?
Oh, I think he's learning quite a bit.
TDTalking Dog
The Easter Bunny hides...?
Mojo Jojo
Eggs... (Shakes uneasily trying to control himself... until he's unable to contain his rambling) ...Which are generally regular eggs which have been boiled in the hottest of water and then decorated in a vinegar-based dye by placing― (Buttercup punches him) Ow!
Mojo Jojo
Eggs.
[effeminate] I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Mojo
Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
[scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
I'm sorry, Mojo, but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Mojo
Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
[laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
Mojo
[losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil! Which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
[effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!!
Mojo
THAT IS NOT SO!!
Mojo
Is not so!
Mojo
Is not!
Mojo
Is not!
Mojo
Is not!
Mojo
IS NOT!
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
[effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Mojo Jojo
Evil? How about STUPID?! Yes! Thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after SIX SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
Mojo Jojo
No! You are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
Mojo Jojo
Is so!
Mojo Jojo
Is so!
Mojo Jojo
Is so!
Mojo Jojo
IS SO!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[after watching them with increasing annoyance] SHUT UP!!!
We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whatever-er! There's only one evil thing we care about - and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[high-fiving each other] Yeah!
[The boys fly towards Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
Mojo Jojo
My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
[sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
MJMojo Jojo and Him
[to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys!
[The Professor read's Mojo's note over the hotline]
"Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Consentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move you finger?
Mojo
Sorry.
Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Indepently..."
I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.
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