Carl quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Sir, there's something I still don't get. I'm absolutely positive Agent P got hit with the Go Home-inator. So, why did he end up in Africa of all places?

Major Monogram

His family.

Carl

Sir?

Major Monogram

They were here in Africa. Home is where the heart is, Carl.

Carl

True, sir.

Major Monogram

Don't touch anything!

Doofenshmirtz

I didn't!

Carl

Major Monogram?

Major Monogram

Yes, Carl?

Carl

I-I want you to meet my cousin Larry.

Major Monogram

W-W-W-Wait! You got out of the vent, found your cousin, and brought him back in here?

Carl

Well I didn't have to find him, we had a lunch date. He was waiting for me-

Major Monogram

Why on earth would you bring him back into the vent?!

Carl

Cause I wanted you to meet him!

Plus I really like vents.

Major Monogram

Mutual, I'm sure.

Irving

Sir, it's the old Evil Scientist Alert System! It's showing "-inator" activity on a Doctor... Dooferd...

Commander Carl

Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! I thought he'd given up his evil ways when we placed him as a high school science teacher. It's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this.

Irving

Well, sir, he's gone to a better place.

Commander Carl

Yeah. [self-reflecting as the music starts to fade] Oh what the heck, I'm calling him!

Monogram

[responds to the telephone call while relaxing] Monogram...

Commander Carl

How've you been, sir?

Monogram

Carl! I'm great. Bora Bora really is a better place. How have you been, man?

Commander Carl

I've been well. Guess who's just set off the "-inator" alert?

Monogram

Doofenshmirtz?

Commander Carl

Yeah.

Monogram

[chuckles on the news] Just like old times. Well, tell him "Hi" from me.

Commander Carl

Of course!

Major Monogram

Good morning, Agent P. I know you've been on venomous insectoid robot duty for the last nine months, but I have good news! Well, news. We suspect that Doofenshmirtz is back to his evil ways. And by "suspect", I mean he emailed us.

Carl

He also updated his social media status to "evil again".

Major Monogram

Yes, it's all very alarming, Agent P...

Carl

Boy, he's fast.

Carl

[as Perry crashes onto the floor next to his chair while entering his lair; dusting] Sorry, Agent P. I was cleaning your lair and forgot to move your chair back.

Major Monogram

You know how Agent P feels about his chair-- [falls over, backwards; grunting] Carl, where's my chair?!

Carl

I had to clean your area, too, sir.

Major Monogram

Curse your furniture-based shenanigans, Carl!