[Irving works as a new intern at the OWCA headquarters, taking over from now Commander Carl, heard a beeping sound and wipes the dust covering Dr. Doofenshmirtz's picture in the Evil Scientist Alert System.]:
Sir, it's the old Evil Scientist Alert System! It's showing "-inator" activity on a Doctor... Dooferd...
Doofenshmirtz? Great googly moogly! I thought he'd given up his evil ways when we placed him as a high school science teacher. It's too bad Monogram isn't around to see this.
Well, sir, he's gone to a better place.
Yeah. [self-reflecting as the music starts to fade] Oh what the heck, I'm calling him!
[Carl dials the telephone, and calls a now retired Major Monogram who is on vacation]
[responds to the telephone call while relaxing] Monogram...
How've you been, sir?
Carl! I'm great. Bora Bora really is a better place. How have you been, man?
I've been well. Guess who's just set off the "-inator" alert?
Doofenshmirtz?
Yeah.
[chuckles on the news] Just like old times. Well, tell him "Hi" from me.
Of course!
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