Major Monogram and Carl in “Unfinished Business”

Major Monogram

Come in. Sit down, Agent P. We have a serious problem. It seems that someone, and I'm not saying who, someone has spilled on the couch in the lobby.

Carl

Sir, I-

Major Monogram

A very expensive couch when we bought it in 1985.

Carl

Sir, all I did was turn the cushion over, the stain was already...

Major Monogram

If the responsible party is present...

Carl

Sir, it was Agent M. He spilled a latte in 1990.

Major Monogram

Ugh. We were hoping to get him here a couple of years out of that couch...

Carl

Any who?

Major Monogram

Any who, our surveillance operatives have been getting some mixed signals from Doofenshmirtz. He was observed at the Danville Library, checking out books on Eastern Australia and hydrostatic cell fusion. We haven't come up with any ideas about what he's up to.

Carl

Maybe he's trying to recreate Pangaea, sir.

Major Monogram

Like I said, we haven't come up with anything yet.