Vanessa quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[notices Vanessa feeling very depressed after breaking up with her boyfriend Johnny on the phone] So, what's wrong, Vanessa? You seem upset.

Vanessa

Nothing. It's just..... Johnny, he's such a boy. I'm sick of it! No ambition, no depth....

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

You always go for the wrong type of guys, these bad boy types.

Vanessa

[smiles] Dad, perhaps you haven't noticed, but you're evil. [hugs him]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Hey, there's good evil and there's bad evil. Am I right, Rodrigo?

Exactly. [makes a crazy face at Vanessa, who then smiles at him]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Wait, no, no! Don't open the door; you'll let in Perry the Platypus!

Vanessa

You know he'll just blow the door down if you don't open it. [opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka] Come in, Perry. Toodles!

Doofenshmirtz

I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. [turns his head to Perry] Hey! You were going to to blow down my door! [Perry puts the bazooka down gently, but accidentally blows up Doofenshmirtz's wall by mistake, much to Doofenshmirtz's anger and to Perry's embarrassment]

Major Monogram

Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be! [Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa] Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—

Stacy

Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.

Major Monogram

I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. [leaves]

Vanessa

Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!

Stacy

No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.

Vanessa

This is a big night for me, my boyfriend's coming. Oh, here he is right now. [Jeremy, dressed as a Scarlet Pimpernel enters]

Jeremy

Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my neck covered.

Vanessa

You're not my boyfriend!

Jeremy

Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry, I thought you were my—

Jeremy, it's me, Candace!

Jeremy

Ooh, a vampire! It's a good thing I have my—

Yeah, heard you the first time.

Vanessa

Dad?

Doofenshmirtz

Vanessa? Oh no. [crawls inside back to the lab] Vanessa! GET OUTTA THERE! There's a huge bat on the loose!

Vanessa

Really? [sees the giant bat shrieking at her] WHOA! Cool! It looks like your cousin Narthelliot.

Doofenshmirtz

No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.

Vanessa

Dad, relax. It's just a bat. They just eat bugs.

Doofenshmirtz

But it's a very big bat.

Vanessa

Now c'mon. [gets Doofenshmirtz to stand up] Just stand up. It's okay. It's time to face your fear.

Doofenshmirtz

[sighs] Well, okay. [the giant bat grabs him with its mouth]

Vanessa

[shocked by this and angrily pounds the bat's underbelly] Oh NO, NO, NO! Bad bat! SPIT HIM OUT!

Hmm. Let's see, the bats to secret. [Vanessa crying] Oh, don't cry. They're like you.

Phineas

Candace!

Candace

Phineas!

Isabella

Candace!

Candace

Isabella!

Vanessa

Ferb!

Isabella

Phineas? What are you doing?

Phineas

This. [He kisses her]

Vanessa

I never knew she had a thing for him.

Ferb

Seriously?

Vanessa

Nah I'm just messing with you. Everyone knew.

Isabella

Well, that was worth the wait.

Phineas

Yes. Yes it was. [They kiss again]

Vanessa

This is what I'm talking about. You're not even LISTENING! [starts walking out to the door without Doofenshmirtz noticing] I'm moving out, Dad. I'm going to live at Mom's... full time. [slams door]

Norm

Door slams mean sadness.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Wait! What did she say?