Stacy quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

I must repress my basic urges to bust.

Stacy

Repressing basic urges to bust is pretty responsible, isn't it?

Candace

Is it ever? Just look at my Mom!

Linda

[in the kitchen, staring at a cake] Cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food, cake is a sometimes food!

Stacy

Candace, I am tired of taking the back seat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers. I want a best friend I can count on, so you're gonna have to choose: It's me or busting.

Candace

You're making me choose? You wouldn't dare!

Stacy

Ya-huh.

Candace

Ya-nothing! A real best friend would never do that to me.

Stacy

A real best friend wouldn't make mе do that to her.

Candace

Then I guess you're not my best friend!

Stacy

Not anymore!

Candace

Fine! [slams door]

Stacy

Fine!

Candace

Fine!

Stacy

FINE!

Candace

FINE! [Scene quickly changes to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Finally, the plumber!

Candace

Stacy, I am freaking out here!

Stacy

I'll be right over.

Candace

Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast?

Candace

Oh, and Stacey, pyramids? Really?

Stacy

Oh, right, that's Belgian, isn't it?

Candace

Phineas! What is going on here?!

Phineas

We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.

Candace

Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge, and I say, you and your little friends are not going anywhere-

Stacy

Hey, Candace, check out this giant map!

Candace

You're going to Paris? France?

Phineas

That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.

Candace

[thinks for a short moment of silence; determined] Like I was saying, you and your little friends are not going anywhere... without me!

Stacy

No, no, no, no, Candace! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a loong line of, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas.

Candace

Stacy, they're going to Paris… where Jeremy is!

Stacy

You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.

Candace

What better way to look after them than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?

Stacy

You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?

Candace

Oh, yeah, totally.

Stacy

Well, say hi to Jeremy for me! And hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo!

Stacy

So, did a shark really eat your leg?

Probably, but he definitely chewed on my arm.

Candace

I don't know, Stacy; I've got a bad feeling about this. What am I going to do if it isn't even edible?

Stacy

Well, technically, it is English food...

Candace

I don't get it, I thought these things are right about everything, I mean, look. [cracks and reads the final fortune cookie quietly; hands it to Stacy]

Stacy

[reads fortune cookie] Don't believe everything you read; Words to live by.

Candace

Stacy, you got to help me.

Stacy

Okay.

Candace

[hugs Stacy] Thank you!

Stacy

I am such an enabler.

Candace

There is a madness to my method.

Stacy

You've got three seconds.

Candace

Everything Phineas and Ferb build- disappears when they're finished. So if I can keep them from finishing the thing they're building, it will never disappear! I call it Busy Bee Busting. B. B. Busting, for short.

Stacy

You know what? I'll see you, La-La-Later.

Candace

I mean if I did half the things they do, I'd get so... busted.

Stacy

[Stacy opens the Flynn-Fletcher's front door] Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I?

Candace

Stacy! If I do what Phineas and Ferb were doing, I will get busted and them along with me! It's a sacrificial bust!

Stacy

I almost got you...

Candace

I can take the hit-

Stacy

...out the door...

Candace

-but they'll never see it coming!

Stacy

...to the mall.

Candace

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Candace

[sighs] Listen, Stacy. UFO. Me day. No blow up in face! FACE!

Stacy

[on phone] Well, now that you've put it crazy...

Candace

Back at my stories. Taking a me day.

So when all the members of the offending team clear the defensive zone at the same time, the delayed offset call is negated.

Jeremy

Wow, you really do know hockey.

Are you kidding? Did you know a referee makes most penalty calls-

Stacy

[talking into a microphone connected to Candace's headset] While the linesmen may call only obvious technical infractions- [To Ginger] Go away.

Obvious technical infractions- go away. The player who committed the infraction is- no give me that. No Ginger, I'm busy. I said give me that back. If you don't give that back to me right now- Candace, gotta go. [Candace smiles nervously after realizing what she said]

Candace

And now, I must leave. My public awaits.

Stacy

Yeah, and I must go be famous by association. Yeeha!

Phineas

And to think, we knew Stacy before she was famous by association.

Stacy

Do you have enough to feel the urge to bust your brothers? [Candace looks at her window, noticing that her brothers are building a giant wave pool for Linda] I don't think your Mom will approve.

Candace

Of course not! They are gonna be so bus-

Stacy

Nuh-uh-uh! True identity, Candace.

Candace

[inhales and sighs as she slowly pulls her head down slowly as her hair gets a corner of her eye] What's the point? Nobody understands me anyway.

Stacy

Wow, Heather magazine is good.