Stacy quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Oops!

Candace

I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return. Oh, and they will return.

Stacy

So... since you're in busting mode, I take it, my services are not required?

Stacy

Yep, I'm superfluous.

Phineas

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, babies and slightly smaller babies, welcome to the Phineas and Ferb Ultimate Obstacle Course! The first team that makes it all the way to the end (you know, alive and stuff) will win this nifty trophy! So are you ready to get muddy?

Candace

That tears it! Those two are so—

Stacy

Hang on, Candace! We can win this!

Candace

Yeah, we ca—Wait, what?

Stacy

I want that trophy!

Candace

Why?

Very good, Ginger. We'll put it up here with the rest of your awards. I'm...still saving a place for your trophy, Stacy. You know, just in case.

Stacy

Uh... [cut back to her and Candace] ...Uh... Candace, we'd make an awesome team!

Candace

Alright, I'll do it!

Stacy

For the trophy!

Candace

And for whatever it was you were thinking about just now.

Major Monogram

Monty, is that you?! With the daughter of my sworn enemy?! It can't be! [Walks up to the Pimpernel next to Vanessa] Alright, Monty, you've got a lot of explaining to—

Stacy

Oh, hello, Mr. Water and Power Guy.

Major Monogram

I, uh, better check the...uh...thing. Yes. [leaves]

Vanessa

Thanks, Stacy! I owe you!

Stacy

No thanks are necessary for that darned elusive Pimpernel.

Candace

[to Stacy, referring to Jeremy] Remember those days when I was always panicking about what he thought or what he wouldn't like?

Stacy

Isn't this the same Candace who sat under Jeremy's window just to make sure he wasn't whispering other girls' names in his sleep?

Candace

Ancient history.

Stacy

Uh, that was yesterday.

Candace

[painting her toenails while talking to Stacy on the phone] Seriously, Stacy, boys are a mystery. I mean, what do they talk about when they're not around? Do you think they talk about us?

Stacy

I got no clue.

Candace

[sighs] I guess I'll never know the real deal as long as I'm not a boy. [gets hit by the Impersonator-inator and turns into a holographic image of Gary Frank; looks in the mirror] Stacy, there's a pizza delivery boy in my room!

Stacy

Is that code for something?

Candace

Get back! Huh? There's no one there. But he's in the mirror! But, but… [gasps] Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. This cannot be happening! Ah, ha! Oh! [enraged] Oh! Stacy, Phineas and Ferb have turned me into a holographic image of a pizza boy!

Stacy

Cool. Can I have a veggie special with non-dairy cheese?

Candace

Stacy!

Stacy

Hey, too bad Jeremy didn't order a pizza. Then, you could hang out with him and find out what guys talk about.