Baljeet quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

There it is, the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.

Buford

You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.

Baljeet

Who name all this thing?

Buford

That guy over there, the Redundant scribe of Redundantness.

[to Baljeet] That was very smooth of you to rescue us at the last moment.

Baljeet

That is just how I'm playing it, babe.

Candace

Rubber ducks?

Baljeet

Do not ask me! It is your subconscious!

Baljeet

Yes...

Phineas

ICE CHALET!

Buford

I just don't know what to do. There's a nerd-shaped hole in my heart. There's a nerd-shaped hole...

Baljeet

A bully-sized hole...

A big, honkin' hole in my heart!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Wait a second! You're singing?! I-I know what this means! You're leaving, aren't you?

Baljeet

I am sorry for my outburst earlier.

Buford

No, I'm sorry for putting the GPS on you; Consider it gone!

Baljeet

Oh yes, this is much less humiliating.

Buford

Don't worry, I'll get the duct tape.

Baljeet

He meant on my pants, right?

And now, a trailer for an episode we also have no plan to make.

Baljeet

Pay attention up there!

Jerry the Platypus?

Phineas

Ferb, aren't those extinct?

Jeremy

As a matter of fact, I object to this union.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Yes, I'm just a guy who's a sucker for the sounds of mass transit.

The Chronicles of Meap, Episode 42.

Meap!

Meap Me in St. Louis.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Hey, wasn't that Suzy stuff supposed to be in this one?

Baljeet

Buford, what are you doing?

Buford

The forest is filled with patch-crazed Europeans and I'm a bear in the woods. What do you think I'm doing?

Phineas

Ooh! Ooh! I know!

Buford

Am I on speaker phone? Get me off speaker phone!

Buford

No you should not, I created the world's largest wedgie machine.

Baljeet

Uh, you tried to eliminate the atmosphere, one time.

Buford

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Candace

[inspecting the State-of-the-Matter Transfer Device her brothers invented] What is this thing? Some sort of souped-up techno-geek camera? I wonder what it... [accidentally zaps herself and turns into liquid; angrily] Phineas and Ferb! [A bird comes down and bathes on her] No! Get off! Ew! [gargles; the bird flies off, leaving her in four puddles]

Linda

Well, that's funny. I could've sworn she said backyard. Oh, well. If anyone needs me, I'll be washing a ton. [chuckles]

Phineas

Let's see, we've got horseradish, durians, and turmeric.

Isabella

I've got a mountain yam.

Baljeet

I cannot wait to taste liquified sea salt. [steps on a Candace puddle]

Candace

Hey! Watch where you're steering those sneakers, bub!

Phineas

Candace? You're a smoothie?!

Candace

Phineas, you've got to fix this!

Phineas

That is so cool! What does it feel like?

Candace

It feels like you're in big trouble!

Phineas

Ferb, we're gonna need some sponges and a bucket.

Buford

Little bit of garlic, a little bit a butter... [Gets interrupted by Baljeet]

Baljeet

Do not worry Isabella. You do not have to have every patch.

Phineas

Hey, Isabella, anything in the Fireside manual about escaping from quicksand?

Buford

Hey, guys, I landed up here, should I come down?

Baljeet

No! Throw down that vine! [Buford picks up the whole vine] Just one end!

Buford

Ok, but I don't know what you're gonna do with half a vine.

Baljeet

[to Phineas] Is it me? It is him, right?

Phineas

[to Buford] Now, Buford, pull! [Buford grunts, but the vine doesn't move] On the vine!

Buford

Oops, sorry!

Phineas

[aside, to Baljeet] It's him.

Phineas

And stop looking for Perry? Are you kidding? He's our pet! He's more than our pet. He's our friend. And, I know he's out there. [shows reactions of Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet respectively]

Baljeet

We are in Africa.

Buford

Pretty much sums it up.

Ferb

Well, has he been wrong before?

Buford

How wide are we willing to open this up?

Uh-oh, Dr. Baljeet! Who are they?

Baljeet

Just some old friends. In post-apocalyptic battle gear. Okay, maybe "friends" is stretching it a bit.

Jeepers!

Baljeet

GI hope you have got your carry on stowed, because we are ready for take-off.

Dude, you are so lucky.

Yeah, I know. I gotta slow down.

[Now dangling by Baljeet's hand, who is dangling on a piece of railing from a helicopter] Whoa, that was close!

Baljeet

As long as we are up here, how about we fly to a little island I know?

Oh, thank you, Dr. Baljeet.

Baljeet

Ninja.

What?

Baljeet

It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet. You forgot the "ninja" part.

Really?

Baljeet

I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called Dr. Baljeet. It is Dr. Ninja Baljeet, okay?

Baljeet

Based on my calculations, the planet will be here by midnight!

Buford

That's great news!

Baljeet

Our planets are going to collide! You do know what that means?

Buford

Sure, it's like when you have two sets of keys, and you keep one in the car.

Baljeet

No, it means- [realizes what Buford just said] NO! [facepalms]