Baljeet quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Buford

Yeah, well blood's thicker than water! [stomps away]

Baljeet

Mango chutney is thicker than blood!

Linda

Oh, gross!

Buford

See you on the news.

Baljeet

[offscreen] Wait, wait! No, Buford! No, no, no, please don’t- I was going to eat those jelly donuts.

Buford

Missed ya, Baljeet.

Baljeet

Ah, we are ready. [both he and Buford are dressed as Phineas]

Irving

WHAT? No! No no no, you can't BOTH be Phineas!

Baljeet

That is what I told him, but he would not listen!

Buford

[takes off Phineas mask] But Phineas gets all the lines!

Buford

[as he walls by a stammering Candace] You've inspired me. I'm growing out my bangs.

Baljeet

[as he also walks by] Namaste, compadres.

Phineas

Well guys, we did it. A 100% historically accurate old-timey pioneer town.

Baljeet

Yes. Complete with hitching posts -

Buford

And snake bites -

Baljeet

And deer ticks -

Buford

And various sores I'll be nursing for months.

Phineas

Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.

Ferb

Let's never do that again.

Phineas

Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.

Buford

And indoor toilets.

Baljeet

He is home!

Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you.

Baljeet

Really?

No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.

Phineas

Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?

Yes, it's quite a trek, isn't it? It used to be very inconvenient for me. But then I built my factory up here, and now it's inconvenient for everyone else!

Baljeet

Ferb, did you let me win to save my fragile, nerdy ego?

Ferb

Oh, I'd never do that.

Buford

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

Phineas

Ferb controls his right foot.

Baljeet

And I move him back and forth.

Phineas

What we need to do?

Buford

It’s the same, lets hit that pharmacist!

Buford

I am a shark. I can T-SHIRT in the ocean!

Baljeet

You're not going to, right?

Buford

Keep pushing, DUCKTALES.

Baljeet

Oh, I speak boring. And getting a Whittling Badge is so exciting. [walks to Phineas and Ferb]

Buford

Meow! Cat fight!

Baljeet

So, nice weather we are having.

Phineas

You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmospheric pressure seems low today. Which would suggest cloudy skies yet it's completely sunny. Although it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading. Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale, or ring, which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range...

Baljeet

[becomes dizzy listening to Phineas]

Baljeet

I have never gone so far into deep dull before.

Buford

Hey look! It's one of those...things!

Baljeet

Yes, a big one!

That's the spirit! USA! USA!

Baljeet

I am from India.

Candace

Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.

Phineas

You wanna play?

Candace

Yes! I'm the sneaker!

Buford

I get dibs on the truck!

Booyah!

Phineas

I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!

Rimshot

Baljeet

[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.

Phineas

Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.

Buford

Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!

Baljeet

Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.

Buford

The light under his chin makes his story pretty convincing.

Baljeet

Actually, there is no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts.

Buford

What do you know? You're a daffodil.

Baljeet

Daisy!

Buford

Case closed.