Ferb quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Linda

Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?

Ferb

[vacuuming through the ball pit] Yes, yes I am.

Linda

Okay, then.

Vanessa

Your name is Ferb?

Ferb

Well, yes. It's short for— [retrieves Pizzazium Infinionite rod with the vacuum] Oh, here it is.

Candace

Do you know what this is?

Phineas

Uh, is it not a rabbit?

Candace

This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.

Ferb

So why is he wearing a tutu?

Candace

He likes it! [to the rabbit] Don't worry, Mr. Cutie-Patootie, they're just jealous.

Phineas

I guess we don't have to go to the future after all.

Ferb

Some other time, perhaps?

Candace

I'm watching you!

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?

Ferb

He's doing a special appearance on a musical clip show.

Phineas

Hmm... Well, good for him!

Phineas

Ferb, you must have left your skateboard in England the last time we were there. I know! We could create a highly intricate and sophisticated machine that will transport any object from anywhere on the globe to our backyard!

Lawrence

Why don't you just build a new skateboard?

Phineas

Nah, I don't think so.

Ferb

If it's all the same with you, Father, we're going to build the machine.

Phineas

Well guys, we did it. A 100% historically accurate old-timey pioneer town.

Baljeet

Yes. Complete with hitching posts -

Buford

And snake bites -

Baljeet

And deer ticks -

Buford

And various sores I'll be nursing for months.

Phineas

Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.

Ferb

Let's never do that again.

Phineas

Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.

Buford

And indoor toilets.

Ferb

[speaking to an old woman; in Japanese] Hello! We are friends of Stacy!

Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here!

Phineas

Wow! Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.

Vanessa

Ferb?

Ferb

Vanessa?

Phineas

No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.

Vanessa

Thanks, guys.

Phineas

It's a good thing we came along when we did. So where do we drop you?

Vanessa

I don't know. Where are you guys going?

Phineas

Well, we're off to Paris to refuel then back to Danville.

Vanessa

Can I just come with you?

Phineas

Sure.

Phineas

So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...

Candace

[She and Vanessa are running from the giant snowball while Candace shouts] Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane!

Phineas

Ferb, I think we may wanna start the plane.

Candace

Start the PLANE! Start the plane! Start the PLANE!

Phineas

Sounds like you're flooding it...

Ferb

I'm not flooding it!

Candace

Start the plane!

Phineas

INCOMING!

Candace

Start the plane! Start the PLANE! [She trips over a small hill, causing the snowball to miss her] Huh?

Candace

No, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?!

[passes by] NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG!

Candace

That's NOT helping!

[walks away scared] NANG... NANG... NANG... NANG...

Phineas

Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?

Ferb

She went off with someone else.

Phineas

That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?

Isabella

I need a new pencil.

Phineas

Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?

Candace

Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?

Phineas

Isabella, are you okay?

Isabella

...Peachy.

Phineas, Ferb! Have you seen the other Candace?

Phineas

We just saw her. She's driving away with Mom.

[let us out a furious screech and runs off]

Phineas

If the Molecular Splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.

Ferb

Agreed.

Baljeet

Ferb, did you let me win to save my fragile, nerdy ego?

Ferb

Oh, I'd never do that.

Phineas

You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that roller coaster. [beat] We should do it again! But this time, as a musical! Whad'ya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source?

Ferb

Hmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?

Phineas

I don't know. I think they probably will.

Ferb

Fair enough. I'm in.

Candace

The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away from you guys...took the party away for me! I'm saved!

Phineas

I wonder where the party went.

Ferb

Someplace nice, I hope.

Candace

Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?

Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!

Candace

I didn't throw a party!

Linda

Well, then, whose party is it?

[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!

Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.

Aw!

Phineas

Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!

Candace

Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.

Phineas

Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.

Ferb

Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.