MOM! Look! Look, look, in the backyard. Look! They've done it again.
Just let me drop off the groceries.
[We see a giant ferris wheel that the boys built]
This was the best ride ever, guys.
AAstronaut
Oh, that was very fabulous ride. Now can you send us back to space station perhaps?
AAlien
Erimnevop Yelsgnik Nad.
[a ray from nowhere hits the ferris wheel, causing it to roll away]
[With her eyes closed] Look, look, look! OK, tell me you don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard!
All right, I don't see a giant, enormous Ferris wheel in the backyard.
"Why don't you come in for snacks?"
Why don't you come in for some snacks?
"Oh, there you are, Perry."
Oh, there you are, Perry.
FerbYou know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek.
[sighs] It's always the same thing every day.
[Phineas and Ferb eat apples in the kitchen]
The same insane routine. My life is like a bad sitcom.
Well, Buford that was a great game. [holding out her hand] Come on. Be a good sport.
Like I said before, losing to a girl doesn't count. [starts walking away as he gets zapped, turns back calmly] What I meant to say was, I had a wonderful time. I guess you were right. Girls are just as good as boys. Thanks again, Woowho, the F-Games rock. [leaving]
Ferb
That was completely out of character.
Hey, Ferb! We should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie! I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.
Ooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Ferb
Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
[They stare at Perry for a moment. Suddenly...]
SSSSN
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Hey, Wait, What are you doing? Hey!
Wait a minute. What's going on? I haven't even finished my cereal!
Agent P, your cover's been blown! You're going to have to relocate you!
[Screen flashes, cut to Perry waking up, laying on Phineas' bed. He quickly gets to his paws. Scene zooms out to reveal Phineas, he wakes up, too]
Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy? [pets him] You sounded like you were having a bad dream. It's okay now. Go back to sleep. [lies down and closes eyes, going back to sleep]
[Perry looks around the room, then at Phineas, before he smiles and curls back up going to sleep]
Candace, we don't build stuff to compete, we do it for fun.
Ferb
And for the ladies. [makes cat noise]
Candace Well, do it cuz I say so!
Well, here's the foyer. All imported marble, by the way. Here's the bowling alley. Pool. Telescope. Terracotta army room. JET ENGINE WIND TUNNEL! And scoring stage with 40-piece orchestra.
Ferb
We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch.
[Thaddeus and Thor are reduced to jaw-dropping silence]
MMandy
Nice going. You broke their brains. Come on, boys. I'm taking you home.
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