Ferb quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Ferb

Sorry, Adyson

[Dazed] The salamanders are back.

Phineas

[looking up with Ferb] Huh, so how do you think our cows will do on the moon?

Ferb

Well, photosynthesis will start to create oxygen and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine.

Phineas

Cool. We'll know where to go for ice cream.

Phineas

You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.

Ferb

And the tallest.

Phineas

Yes, and the tallest.

Ferb

And the heaviest.

Phineas

Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?

Ferb

Does anyone else want to be king of the world?

Phineas

Eh, keep it, bro. It suits you.

Phineas

[to Candace] Your hair looks simplicious!

Ferb

Have you tried tossing your head back?

Phineas

Wait a minute. If you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head, what does that make you when you were alive?

Ferb

The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.

Candace

Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.

Ferb

Sounds like a vampire to me. [Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face]

Phineas

Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.

Phineas

The entire galaxy. That enough elbow room for you?

Ferb

Well, for today.

Phineas

What's Perry doing in a pillory?

Ferb

Actually those are stocks, a pillory forces the wearer to remain upright, exposing them to poking and prodding from passers-by.

Phineas

Wow, I'd expect that kind of esoteric knowledge to come from someone a little older; 50 or 60, or perhaps a septuagenarian.

Lawrence

Goodbye, boys. Have a great day. I'm off to work.

Phineas

Goodbye, Dad, have fun buying from auctions and private sales performing minor refurbishments to the purchase items, marking up the prices and selling them to your customers.

Ferb

Our dad sells antiques.

Phineas

Everyone's come together for the holidays, but Perry's still not here.

Ferb

Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama.

Phineas

[sees Perry rippling] What's he doing?

Ferb

That's a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback.

Phineas

Does he know that we can't see it?

Phineas

By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?

Ferb

The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange to one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.

Ferb

She has a rich internal life.

Buford

Yeah, she's real messed up.

Candace

Buford?!

Irving

He just showed up and jacked in!

Candace

You can't come in here!

Buford

It's a free country.

Candace

No it's not! It's my head!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[meeting his inner self] Hey, you look a little familiar.

I should. I'm the inner you.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Inner me? Are you the one who's been making the good -inators?!

I was tryin' to HELP YOU, YOU FAGGOT!?

Uh-oh.

Phineas

Oops.

That's it, just a little more. Not so hard, you'll over-tighten it! Like your brain! Now, let's get a glimpse at what this baby can do. [Cake-inator fires]

Ferb

Well least things could get anyworse.

Ugh, dude, what the >BLEEP< happened?! Dude, is this cake?! [Hug-inator fires]

The cake is hugging us!

Don't worry, it's not so bad! We can eat our way out! [Confetti-inator fires] Ugh! I can't eat it now, it's covered in paper!

Phineas

Why not?! [An angrily Doofenshmirtz and his inner self seeing Perry flying away after he destroys the three -inators]