Buford quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Buford

I am a shark. I can T-SHIRT in the ocean!

Baljeet

You're not going to, right?

Buford

Keep pushing, DUCKTALES.

Hey! What do you mean you blame Balyeet?!

Well, it was clearly your responsibility.

Where are you getting your information from, disembodied reggae space voice?!

Hey, I have a name you know.

Oh yeah, what is it?

Well... it's... disembodied reggae space voice, but that's a coincidence! You didn't know that.

Uh, look who's sensitive. Besides, Buford could have brought the marshmallows.

Buford

Hey, leave me out of this.

Phineas

Guys, guys, we have limited time here. Baljeet, could you please stop arguing with the soundtrack?

He started it!

Phineas

We're going to make a super computer!

Buford

What? Your mom wants a super computer? What is she? Some kind of nerd?

Phineas

What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids?

Buford

Hey!

Phineas

Slightly bigger kids. And what if they just happened to be totally amazing? I stand before you today and I hereby declare that... that uh, a little help Ferb? [Ferb turns on a fan blowing leaves and newspapers toward Phineas] That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept, and that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be. For if not us, then who? And if not now, then when? And if not when, then...something else! Gentlemen I know what we are going to do today, but first, answer me this: Where's Perry? [Fan stops] No seriously, where is he? I don't- I haven't seen him.

Candace

What the heck is wrong with these two?

Buford

It's like they were hit with a dull and boring ray.

Perry

[opens his eyes and begins to back away]

Baljeet

Oh, I speak boring. And getting a Whittling Badge is so exciting. [walks to Phineas and Ferb]

Buford

Meow! Cat fight!

Baljeet

So, nice weather we are having.

Phineas

You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmospheric pressure seems low today. Which would suggest cloudy skies yet it's completely sunny. Although it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading. Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale, or ring, which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range...

Baljeet

[becomes dizzy listening to Phineas]

Baljeet

I have never gone so far into deep dull before.

Buford

Hey look! It's one of those...things!

Baljeet

Yes, a big one!

Candace

Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.

Phineas

You wanna play?

Candace

Yes! I'm the sneaker!

Buford

I get dibs on the truck!

Booyah!

Phineas

I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!

Rimshot

Baljeet

[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.

Phineas

Does anyone have a piccolo? Buford?

Buford

Gah! Someday, someone's gonna ask for some obscure musical instrument, and I won't have it. [takes out piccolo from pocket]

Phineas

Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.

Buford

Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!

Baljeet

Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.

Buford

What kind of person hands out these weird orange peanuts? We gotta find a better neighborhood.

Phineas

That's strange. I've never seen this place before. You'd think we would have noticed it.

Buford

I'm gonna give those orange PINGAS a second look.

Buford

The light under his chin makes his story pretty convincing.

Baljeet

Actually, there is no scientific evidence for the existence of ghosts.

Buford

What do you know? You're a daffodil.

Baljeet

Daisy!

Buford

Case closed.

Candace

Oh please.

Oh this always happens.

Phineas

Don't panic everyone.

Buford

I think that's my hand.

Phineas

There it is, the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness.

Buford

You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness, just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness.

Baljeet

Who name all this thing?

Buford

That guy over there, the Redundant scribe of Redundantness.

Phineas

Holy mackerel! how did you guys defeat all these soldiers?

We're okay.

Buford

There was nothing to it. [starts rippling]

Phineas

There's no time for flashbacks! We have to go!

Buford

What flashback? I'm just rippling! It relaxes me.