Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Lawrence

Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes. Buenas dias, señor. Me llamo Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good day, sir. My name is Lawrence.']

Candace

Buenos días, Lawrence. [Spanish for 'Good morning, Lawrence.']

Lawrence

Good morning, Candace.

Oh, no no. That's not necessary. We speak in English here. Hawaii is part of the United States.

Lawrence

Is it really? How remarkable.

Candace

I'm cursed. Phineas, Ferb, I need your help getting rid of this tiki charm.

Phineas

Um, personally, I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.

Candace

What? ugh. You know, after the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.

Candace

Mum mum!

Linda

Ok I'm here, now what did you want to tell me?

Candace

Backyard now!

Linda

[angrily] Excuse me?!

Candace

[calms down] Backyard now please?....

Candace

Stacy, I am freaking out here!

Stacy

I'll be right over.

Candace

Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast?

Candace

Oh, and Stacey, pyramids? Really?

Stacy

Oh, right, that's Belgian, isn't it?

Candace

Phineas! What is going on here?!

Phineas

We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.

Candace

Oh, no, no, no. Mom left me in charge, and I say, you and your little friends are not going anywhere-

Stacy

Hey, Candace, check out this giant map!

Candace

You're going to Paris? France?

Phineas

That's the plan. We'll have to stop and refuel.

Candace

[thinks for a short moment of silence; determined] Like I was saying, you and your little friends are not going anywhere... without me!

Stacy

No, no, no, no, Candace! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a loong line of, and I love you when I say this, really, really bad ideas.

Candace

Stacy, they're going to Paris… where Jeremy is!

Stacy

You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.

Candace

What better way to look after them than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way?

Stacy

You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you?

Candace

Oh, yeah, totally.

Stacy

Well, say hi to Jeremy for me! And hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo!

Phineas

Man, Tokyo's a fun town!

Candace

I have no idea what just happened.

Phineas

So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...

Candace

[She and Vanessa are running from the giant snowball while Candace shouts] Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane!

Phineas

Ferb, I think we may wanna start the plane.

Candace

Start the PLANE! Start the plane! Start the PLANE!

Phineas

Sounds like you're flooding it...

Ferb

I'm not flooding it!

Candace

Start the plane!

Phineas

INCOMING!

Candace

Start the plane! Start the PLANE! [She trips over a small hill, causing the snowball to miss her] Huh?

Candace

No, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?!

[passes by] NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG!

Candace

That's NOT helping!

[walks away scared] NANG... NANG... NANG... NANG...

Phineas

Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?

Ferb

She went off with someone else.

Phineas

That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?

Isabella

I need a new pencil.

Phineas

Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?

Candace

Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?

Phineas

Isabella, are you okay?

Isabella

...Peachy.

Candace

Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.

Phineas

Candace, we're in a hurry! Just get on the trike and we'll...

Candace

There's no way I'm gonna -

Phineas

[snapping angrily] GET ON THE TRIKE! [Candace immediately obliges]

Candace

Whoa, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I can control it-

[floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!

Phineas

Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV. And Ferb is dressed as Hyrnie Silverman from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining of the Turtle Wizars. They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, Clive Addison did the special effects for both.

Candace

Ugh! Stop being related to me. And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!

Phineas

Zebras? [he and Candace look angry at Ferb, who shrugs. Phineas turns back to Candace, happily] Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room. We already had the convention.

Candace

Well, let me tell you something, kid. [Signing magazine] It wasn't easy. But the Forest Fire Girls really needed me.

Isabella

Fireside Girls.

Candace

That's what I said.

Candace

Oh, This is just great! I thought you're gonna save us, I thought you were supposed to be the perfect Firefighter Girl!

Isabella

Fire'!side Girl!

Candace

That's what I said.

This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"

Candace

She looks familiar...

Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.

Candace

What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!

Phineas

I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]

Candace

Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!

Linda

Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.

Candace

But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!

Linda

Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.

Candace

Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?

Phineas

Candace, we're too young to drive.

Duh!

Candace

Well, no matter cause we're driving this thing home. I'm calling Mom to make sure she sees this.