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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Phil, Keely and others in “Doggie Daycare”

Phil

This is Mad Max's house. His owner said he'd be locked inside.

Keely

Why do you think they call him Mad Max?

Phil

'Cause he sells electronics at rock-bottom prices. "Beware Of The Dog." "It's A Big, Mean Dog. Chomp, Chomp."

Keely

"I'd Turn Back If I Were You." Good idea.

Phil

No! No, you don't.

Mad Max

(Growling) (Snarling)

Phil

Hi, Max. You're sure you're not a bear?

Keely

Heh.

Mad Max

(Snarling)

Keely

Are you a good boy?

Mad Max

(Growling)

Keely

Guess Not.

Mad Max

(Snarling)

Both

(Screaming)

Mad Max

(Barking)

Keely

Phil, I think he's mad at us.

Phil

Hmm. You think? Let me find out. Uh, see, there's a function on my wizard. It interprets animal sounds. What'cha thinking, Max? Huh? You're all bark, right, pal?

Mad Max

(Male Voice) Another move and i'll rip your appendix out and use it as a chew toy. (Growling)

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