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Phil of the Future · Season 1

Keely, Phil and others in “Doggie Daycare”

Keely

Mad Max, we're sorry. We didn't mean to disturb you.

Phil

But the thing is, if you back up a few feet. We'll be on our way. All right? have a nice day. We'll see you later. Bye-bye.

Mad Max

(Male Voice) Yeah, right. Have a nice day. I got a tick the size of a cockapoo. My master, he went off to college.

Keely

Your master left you?

Mad Max

Yeah, he was my best friend. Now i just feel like biting something.

Phil

Uh, well, i'll tell you, Max. We'll be your friends, huh?

Mad Max

Hmm. Why would you want to be my friend?

Keely

Because you seem like a fun guy. Not fun in a laugh-out-loud kind of way, but more of a pleasant grumpiness.

Mad Max

(Male Voice) Really?

Phil

Sure. So it's settled, huh? We'll come by and see you tomorrow. Let us down without...Eating us. Thanks.

Keely

See you tomorrow, Maximilian!

Mad Max

(Male Voice) Wow! No one ever calls me Maximilian anymore.

Phil

Well, we do, 'cause we're your friends. Let's get out of here.

Keely

Yeah.

Mad Max

Yo, aren't you forgetting something? Hey, I left you a little present. I'm sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. (Chuckles)

Phil

You want to get this one? 'Cause my hands are full.

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