Mad Max and Phil in “Doggie Daycare”

Aw, the chest. That's right. That's the stuff. I remember when i was a puppy and my master picked me up from that pet adoption place. Back then, you could pick me up. (Laughs) That was the happiest day of my life.

Uh, that's fascinating max, but...I'm gonna be late, and my hand's really starting to cramp up, so...

But it's trash day. I thought we could go for a talk and sniff.

Any other day i could, but...I gotta go.

(Whimpering)

Here's one of my dad's dirty socks. Knock yourself out.

(Whimpers)