Mad Max and Phil in “Doggie Daycare”

(Growls)

(Stutters) How did you get in here?

(Barks)

Oh, right. I'm sorry.

(Whimpering) (Male Voice) I let myself in. Oh, Phil, I gotta talk to you.

All right, but make it quick, all right? I'm headed off to festapalooza.

So i found out this morning that Jimmy's not coming home from college this weekend.

Jimmy...Oh, right, your master. Oh, gee, that's too bad. I am sorry about that, Man.

I tell you, I am so bummed. I've been drinking toilet water all day.

Oh, Max, i've tried that, and it's not the answer.

(Whimpers)

Hey, would a head scratch help?

It wouldn't hurt. Oh, yeah, that's good. Now the ears. Now the neck.