Tammy Two quotes from Parks and Recreation

Tammy Two

Hey Jer Bear! What are you doing with these two jabronies?

Tammy, I've given this a lot of thought, we should break up.

Tammy Two

Hahahahaha! What's the matter little boy? The bad people get to you?

They just made me realize how unhealthy this is. Literally. All the steak and whiskey, I have to wear a diaper.

Tammy Two

[In baby talk] That's cause you're my whittle baby!

Leslie

We drilled you on this Jamm. Baby talk, what do you do?

I'm not a baby, I'm a BIG BOY!

Leslie

Yeah okay, well that wasn't terrible...

It's over Tammy.

Tammy Two

Tell you what. It's been long enough. What do you say we consummate our relationship tonight!?

Tammy Two

Huh? Let's do it!

Ron

Oh ho ho and the last card is played!

Leslie

What are you doing!?

Shhh! This is a library!

Leslie

Do you see what's happening here!?!

Ron I need that crotch blinder!

Ron

No you don't! Just end it!

Tammy Two

Look at my boobs.

No!

Tammy Two

Look downstairs.

No!

Tammy Two

There's a prize inside for you.

It's over Tammy.

Tammy Two

What!?

To Hell with you woman. Goodbye!

Tammy Two

HOW DARE YOU!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU'LL BE BACK! THEY ALL COME BACK! THEY ALL COME BACK TO TAMMY!

Ron

Well done Jeremy. Turns out the crotch blinder was inside you all along.

Tammy Two

COME ON EVERYBODY! WHO WANTS TO GET IT ON!? I'M NAKED!