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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Jamm, Ron and others in “Unfinished Business”

Ron I need that crotch blinder!

No you don't! Just end it!

Look at my boobs.

No!

Look downstairs.

No!

There's a prize inside for you.

It's over Tammy.

What!?

To Hell with you woman. Goodbye!

[While the others walk out Tammy starts yelling hysterically and knocking over bookshelves]

HOW DARE YOU!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU'LL BE BACK! THEY ALL COME BACK! THEY ALL COME BACK TO TAMMY!

Well done Jeremy. Turns out the crotch blinder was inside you all along.

COME ON EVERYBODY! WHO WANTS TO GET IT ON!? I'M NAKED!

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