[Leslie, Ron and Jamm are confronting Tammy Two]
Hey Jer Bear! What are you doing with these two jabronies?
JJamm
Tammy, I've given this a lot of thought, we should break up.
Hahahahaha! What's the matter little boy? The bad people get to you?
JJamm
They just made me realize how unhealthy this is. Literally. All the steak and whiskey, I have to wear a diaper.
[In baby talk] That's cause you're my whittle baby!
We drilled you on this Jamm. Baby talk, what do you do?
JJamm
I'm not a baby, I'm a BIG BOY!
Yeah okay, well that wasn't terrible...
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