Flo quotes from Night Court

Christine

Daddy, what happened?

Jack Sullivan

I got caught with a hooker.

Parents say the darnedest things, don't they?

Christine

[Dressed as a witch] Sir, I don't want to be nosy...

Harry

[Pulls her fake nose off] You were saying?

Christine

I know she meant a lot to you, but you've got to forget about her.

Harry

You're right, Miss Sullivan, and that costume really helps a lot.

[Arriving as a biker] Can we make this quick? I have a costume party to go to after this.

Bull

[Dressed as a kangaroo] Anybody want punch?

Harry

Sure Bull, I'll have some.

Bull

How did you know it was me?

You played Hockey before the mandatory helmet rule, didn't you? [Bull nods]

Dan

[Arriving as Humpty Dumpty] Happy?

Harry

I guess he isn't such a bad egg after all.

Quon Le

[Comes out of the kitchen as a Black Widow] Everybody ready for pumpkin pizza?

Christine

Nice costume Quon Le, but why a spider?

Quon Le

Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme? "Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away."

Mac

[Coming out dressed like Miss Muffet] The first person to touch my tuffet DIES!

If you don't shut up, lady, I'm gonna pull this pin...

Ah, you don't scare me. I was one of the original Angels of Bataan, served in the Philippines. I've seen combat, I've seen bloodshed, I've seen man's inhumanity to man at its best! Where was I?

[helplessly] Oh-nine-hundred hours...

Right... [leans back, remembering] The smell of damp khaki filled the air...