“Sir, I don't want to be nosy...” – Christine, Night Court ... TV Quotes Database

[At the restaurant's costume party after Harry dumped a witch]

[Dressed as a witch] Sir, I don't want to be nosy...

[Pulls her fake nose off] You were saying?

I know she meant a lot to you, but you've got to forget about her.

You're right, Miss Sullivan, and that costume really helps a lot.

[Arriving as a biker] Can we make this quick? I have a costume party to go to after this.

[Dressed as a kangaroo] Anybody want punch?

Sure Bull, I'll have some.

How did you know it was me?

You played Hockey before the mandatory helmet rule, didn't you? [Bull nods]

[Arriving as Humpty Dumpty] Happy?

I guess he isn't such a bad egg after all.

[Comes out of the kitchen as a Black Widow] Everybody ready for pumpkin pizza?

Nice costume Quon Le, but why a spider?

Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme? "Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away."

[Coming out dressed like Miss Muffet] The first person to touch my tuffet DIES!

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