Quon Le quotes from Night Court

Mac

If we actually live together as husband and wife... I said if. We'd have lots of problems.

Quon Le

All newlyweds have problem.

Mac

Who told you that?

Quon Le

Bull. A man named Phil told him.

Mac

Quon Le, but we'd have extra problems. 'Cause even though America is land of liberty and all that, some people haven't accepted the idea of two people from different races living together as man and wife.

Quon Le

Can you accept it?

Mac

Well, of course I can accept it, but that's because I love you.

Aw...

Quon Le

That is the first time you said you love me.

Mac

Quon Le, there's a chance it could get ugly.

Quon Le

Mac, I have lived with war ever since I was five years old. My home was destroyed, most of my family were killed. And I have lived with that horror every single day of my life. Tell me, can it get any uglier than that?

You're pretty sharp for a...

Quon Le

Minority?

My boy never had a chance, did he?

Christine

[Dressed as a witch] Sir, I don't want to be nosy...

Harry

[Pulls her fake nose off] You were saying?

Christine

I know she meant a lot to you, but you've got to forget about her.

Harry

You're right, Miss Sullivan, and that costume really helps a lot.

[Arriving as a biker] Can we make this quick? I have a costume party to go to after this.

Bull

[Dressed as a kangaroo] Anybody want punch?

Harry

Sure Bull, I'll have some.

Bull

How did you know it was me?

You played Hockey before the mandatory helmet rule, didn't you? [Bull nods]

Dan

[Arriving as Humpty Dumpty] Happy?

Harry

I guess he isn't such a bad egg after all.

Quon Le

[Comes out of the kitchen as a Black Widow] Everybody ready for pumpkin pizza?

Christine

Nice costume Quon Le, but why a spider?

Quon Le

Wasn't there one in that nursery rhyme? "Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away."

Mac

[Coming out dressed like Miss Muffet] The first person to touch my tuffet DIES!