Martin quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

A-dee-di-dee-di-dee... That's just, what the hell is he doing? It's like a Variety Club choreographer... What the hell? ...Dohhhhh!

Don't you like it?

Yeah it's alright. (audience laughter)

I don't see the problem. Not only do I think it's the best record he's made, I think it's the best record that's ever been made! You're not gonna get me to knock McCartney, mate!

How many records have you heard in your life?

Eight! And this is the best of eight.

Phill

Excuse me?

Rhod

A wallaroo and a goat...

Phill

Is that some mythical Welsh creature?

Rhod

I've got no idea, I'm guessing.

Phill

WHAT KIND OF A HOST ARE YOU!?

Rhod

I don't know, it doesn't say...

How did it get him in trouble then?

Rhod

Well that's sort of the question I'm asking you lot!

Well, that's no good, is it?

I feel sorry for poor old Vanilla, he always pops up for people to take the mickey out of...

Because he was rubbish!

He's not, he's the only popular artist in history whose head is exactly the same width as his neck.

Rhod

It looks like somebody gave a Pez machine a haircut, doesn't he!

I thought he was great.

Rhod

Really?

No! And also, you know he did some brilliant threats, Vanilla Ice, like lots of modern day rappers actually threaten to cut you and stuff, he just sort of threatened to cook for you, didn't he. "Quick to the point, to the point no fakin', cooking MCs like a pound of bacon."