I feel sorry for poor old Vanilla, he always pops up for people to take the mickey out of...
Because he was rubbish!
He's not, he's the only popular artist in history whose head is exactly the same width as his neck.
It looks like somebody gave a Pez machine a haircut, doesn't he!
I thought he was great.
Really?
No! And also, you know he did some brilliant threats, Vanilla Ice, like lots of modern day rappers actually threaten to cut you and stuff, he just sort of threatened to cook for you, didn't he. "Quick to the point, to the point no fakin', cooking MCs like a pound of bacon."
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