A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
In 3 of the 480 quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Most scenes with: Rhod (2)
Last time I went home to visit my mum, for some strange reason we ended up watching a Marilyn Manson video together, and at the end of it after hed been screaming with his wonky eye and stuff and it sort of faded out, there was just this awkward silence, and she turned to me and went... (tuts) "what a wally!"
I feel sorry for poor old Vanilla, he always pops up for people to take the mickey out of...
Because he was rubbish!
He's not, he's the only popular artist in history whose head is exactly the same width as his neck.
It looks like somebody gave a Pez machine a haircut, doesn't he!
I thought he was great.
Really?
No! And also, you know he did some brilliant threats, Vanilla Ice, like lots of modern day rappers actually threaten to cut you and stuff, he just sort of threatened to cook for you, didn't he. "Quick to the point, to the point no fakin', cooking MCs like a pound of bacon."
A bit of a clue to get the band - you need these to put on glasses.
I'm sorry, you're so Welsh I didn't understand a word of that! What, hands?
No, close...
Ears...
Close. Go on, what else do you need to put on glasses?
What do you mean? Ears or hands, there's nothing else you need.
Yes there is!
Well let's go through the process... (Phill repeatedly takes off his glasses and puts them back on, emphasizing the elbows)
Elbow joints, elbow joints...
I can do, look, hands, arms...
Right, you try it, try it only using your hands and your ears then.
This doesn't work! (Phill raises his arms with his glasses in his hands, not bending his elbows) Because...?
Depth of perception? Alright, so hands, and arms and muscular structure within the body? I hate this quiz! (Phill blows a handheld fan into Greg's face)
Is that a normal size windmill? (Audience laughter and applause. Greg picks up the fan) Come on, what do you need to put your ruddy glasses on, you dick?
This better specifically be something you need to put your glasses on. I'm gonna come over there and twat you I swear to God!
Okay, I'm handing it over...
I think it's Elbow.
It is Elbow...
(incredulously) What!?
And you thought Gabby was retarded!
Title of the track?
Just name an Elbow song.
We don't know an Elbow song!
It was One Day Like This, and this is what it should've sounded like...
(The intro to "One Day Like This" by Elbow plays in. Phill slowly raises his arms with his glasses in his hands above his head.)
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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes
