Stine quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon

Now that song that you've got, 'Boyfriend', it was inspired by a film about two lesbians?

That's true,yeah.

Simon

I assume that the film was about them feeling ashamed of what they've done and that they'll never do it again?

[giggles] Obviously,yes,yes.

Simon

Good,good. And you're not a lesbian yourself, are you?

Umm no. Did you think so?

Simon

Phew. Well I was concerned.

Concerned?

Simon

We can't have lesbians on the show.

Really? [laughs]

Simon

Oh good. You're not a uh.. [to audience] Are there any lesbians in the audience?

Yes!

Simon

Oh then you better leave! [points to the exit] Not tonight. We need a lesbian-free show. I don't even want a small one.. [laughs/snorts] Ah Jack Dee?

I'm not a lesbian,no.

I honestly have no clue how to do that one.

It's great having you on the team.

Simon

Stine, I'm so warm.

Are you? [laughs] Well get out of your..weird bunny suit then.

Simon

Why don't you get out of your weird bunny suit?

But I'm not wearing a bunny suit.

Simon

Your mum's a bunny suit.

Kylie's looking quite hot for me. What do you think, Jack?

Yeah definitely.

Simon

NOO! Not lesbianism!

Doesn't have to be lesbianism.

[rolls his eyes]

Simon

People just didn't like the idea of you having sex there. Now why's that?

Um..-

Simon

Are you a grumpy lover?

Yeah must be. OK then. Well, [grumpily] 'I hope you liked it'.