Simon, Stine and others in “22x07”

Now that song that you've got, 'Boyfriend', it was inspired by a film about two lesbians?

That's true,yeah.

I assume that the film was about them feeling ashamed of what they've done and that they'll never do it again?

[giggles] Obviously,yes,yes.

Good,good. And you're not a lesbian yourself, are you?

Umm no. Did you think so?

Phew. Well I was concerned.

Concerned?

We can't have lesbians on the show.

Really? [laughs]

Oh good. You're not a uh.. [to audience] Are there any lesbians in the audience?

Yes!

Oh then you better leave! [points to the exit] Not tonight. We need a lesbian-free show. I don't even want a small one.. [laughs/snorts] Ah Jack Dee?

I'm not a lesbian,no.