Anna quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Simon

Tell us about that, what was in it, what did you find out, what did you discover?

I think the most shocking revelation was that most teenagers have absolutely no idea basically about STIs.

When I was a teenager, I had no idea about STIs. ..My god, I do now.

Simon

Does this.. sort of thing need to be in our living rooms? Does it? Really..?

Can you tell me what the #1 STI is, Simon?

Simon

Umm..

Have you been checked?

Simon

Have I been checked?

Yeah.

Simon

As an employee of the BBC... (laughter) There is no need for me to be checked because I've never..had sex.

To be honest, in that outfit, I can see why. (Simon is wearing a bunny suit)

Simon

If this doesn't get me laid then I don't know what will. I'm adorable!

Kylie's looking quite hot for me. What do you think, Jack?

Yeah definitely.

Simon

NOO! Not lesbianism!

Doesn't have to be lesbianism.

[rolls his eyes]

Simon

People just didn't like the idea of you having sex there. Now why's that?

Um..-

Simon

Are you a grumpy lover?

Yeah must be. OK then. Well, [grumpily] 'I hope you liked it'.

[trying to solve the line-up question then looks at Anna]

Don't blame it on me if it's wrong.

Simon

Don't pick up anything from Anna.