[The team arrive at the crime scene.
Break out the gear. I'll coordinate with the MPs. [hands coffee to Tony] You drink that, DiNozzo, you're dead.
[...]
[hands Gibbs' coffee to an oblivious McGee] Coffee, Probie. Looks like you could use it.
Don't mention it. [smiles as he walks away]
[to Kate] I think he's finally starting to warm up to me.
[Kate looks away and smiles]
[...]
[McGee enters crime scene sipping the coffee just as Gibbs is walking out]
Enjoying that coffee, McGee?
[Kate and Tony smile at each other. Gibbs glares at McGee and walks away. McGee spots Kate and Tony laughing quietly to each other and realizes he has been pranked.]
[embarrassed] It's your coffee. I'm sorry Boss. I'll get you another one. [turns to Kate and Tony] Thanks.
Yeah, maybe next time you should remember Rule 23.
Is that the one about not marrying a woman who eats more than you do?
MSMP Sgt. Hegarty
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live, Agent DiNozzo.
[Kate pats McGee's back as he walks out the door]
LRLaura Rowans
Let me guess, you take it black, Agent Gibbs? Marines always do. What about you Agent McGee? Cream and sugar?
[McGee is about to accept, Gibbs looks at him]
Uh, you know what, I still have to take some photos outside, so maybe later but thank you. [hurriedly leaves]
LLaura
Is he old enough to be an NCIS agent?
[deadpan] I ask myself that everyday.
Every road with access into Quantico is blocked by armed gate guards. There's Marines everywhere. Why would a rapist choose a victim here?
SHSgt. Hegarty
Maybe he's got a death wish, Agent McGee.
There's easier ways to die.
My first round's going through your right eye-socket, Lady!
(disgusted) DiNozzo? (walks over to him)
One sec! I'm looking into the suspects state of mind!
(snatches the emails out of his hand) I've read them! And they're all pretty much the same!
(shocked) Well...I've only read two and if you think there all the same then we definitely need to have a talk!
(smirks) Yeah, well...twelve years at Catholic school says that ain't ever gonna happen! (stalks off)
(gapes) Do you still have the pleated skirt? (follows her)
[McGee is talking to the Deputy Secretary of State in MTAC]
DSDeputy Secretary of State
And what exactly did agent Gibbs tell you to say to me?
He told me to tell you... stick it.
DSDeputy Secretary of State
You're telling me to...?
Stick it! Thank you, Mrs. Secretary of State, our conversation is now over.
[He signals to cut off the connection. The MTAC staff break into applause.]
Do you suspect foul play?
Well, you know me, Ducky. I suspect everything.
Yes, that's an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.
Really? And all this time, I thought it was because I'm a bastard.
(Tony's Cell Phone Is Ringing)
Are you going to answer that?
Well, do they have money there? Because you owe me... forty three dollars and eighty six cents for lunch this week.
I will gladly pay you today if you'll answer this call for me.
Crazy ex-girlfriend. Haven't seen her since college.
What do you want me to say to her?
I don't know. Tell her you're my wife or something. She's been calling nonstop for two days. So I'm begging you here, Kate. Please.
(Into Phone) Hello? Me? Oh, I am Tony's wife. Uh, yes. We got married a few years ago. (Whispers To Tony) We have kids? (Into Phone) Two. Yes. And we're very, very happy. So please don't call back again. (To Tony) I feel like I need a shower. (Hangs Up Phone)
He bet me forty dollars he could get you to say you're his wife today.
Tony, I'm going to kill you.
