[yelling] What?!
[pulls the phone from his ear, looks at it, puts it back to his ear] Yikes, Abby. What did McGee do now?
Put his size 10 shoe in his size 12 mouth.
“Doppelgänger” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Abby Sciuto (5), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Timothy McGee (4), Tony DiNozzo (1)
Are you wishing you were a computer geek?
I'd rather be homeless than be you, Probie.
You, blood spatters!
(hangs head and shuffles away) Yo ho heave ho...
You just ruled out both suspects.
No, I didn't. I just proved someone smoked Llamas at Rock Creek park.
[McGee dials Gibbs. Cut to Gibbs making out with Karen. He picks up the phone.]
Gibbs.
Boss. I don't know if this is important, but-
McGee, this better be the most important phone call you make in your life.
[McGee tries to hand the phone to Abby, she dives out of the way.]
NNiles
Wow, I'm amazed you found that.
Actually, I didn't. Our forensic scientist, Abby Scuito, did.
NNiles
Wow, this Scuito, she must be hot.
[...]
He wanted us to look for a body.
We still would be if Abby hadn't found the hinky blood trail.
NNiles
Man, I got to meet this woman.
She's probably not your type. Tattoos, piercings, dark make-up...
NNiles
She Goth?
Uh-huh.
NNiles
I love Goth.
Nobody gets everything right the first time, McGee. Except Gibbs.
It's more addictive than pistachios.
[Odd looks from Gibbs and McGee]
Well, have you ever just eaten one pistachio?
One man's Linux is another man's OS/2
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