“Forced Entry” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Kate Todd (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (3), Tony DiNozzo (2), Abby Sciuto (2), DiNozzo (1)
Jeremy Davison has no criminal record, Gibbs. He's a civilian, he has no ties to the military, his prints don't match any open casefiles. The boy doesn't even have a speeding ticket. I mean, we're talking cleaner than clean. Whiter than white. You could put him in the lineup with snow, snow is going to jail.
Or it just means he's never been caught.
[resignedly] Or it just means he was never caught.
[referring to an online fantasy site] I did a little trial and error with Laura Rowan's screen name, HomeAlone325, and Jeremy Davison's, NiceGuy653. Care to guess which fetish they have in common, Kate?
No, no. I'm going to hell just listening to all of this.
[The team arrive at the crime scene.
Break out the gear. I'll coordinate with the MPs. [hands coffee to Tony] You drink that, DiNozzo, you're dead.
[...]
[hands Gibbs' coffee to an oblivious McGee] Coffee, Probie. Looks like you could use it.
Oh. Thanks, Tony.
Don't mention it. [smiles as he walks away]
[to Kate] I think he's finally starting to warm up to me.
[Kate looks away and smiles]
[...]
[McGee enters crime scene sipping the coffee just as Gibbs is walking out]
Enjoying that coffee, McGee?
Uh, yeah.
It's not too hot?
[Kate and Tony smile at each other. Gibbs glares at McGee and walks away. McGee spots Kate and Tony laughing quietly to each other and realizes he has been pranked.]
[embarrassed] It's your coffee. I'm sorry Boss. I'll get you another one. [turns to Kate and Tony] Thanks.
Yeah, maybe next time you should remember Rule 23.
Is that the one about not marrying a woman who eats more than you do?
Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live, Agent DiNozzo.
[laughs at McGee] Yeah.
[Kate pats McGee's back as he walks out the door]
Dead man walking!
Let me guess, you take it black, Agent Gibbs? Marines always do. What about you Agent McGee? Cream and sugar?
[McGee is about to accept, Gibbs looks at him]
Uh, you know what, I still have to take some photos outside, so maybe later but thank you. [hurriedly leaves]
Is he old enough to be an NCIS agent?
[deadpan] I ask myself that everyday.
Every road with access into Quantico is blocked by armed gate guards. There's Marines everywhere. Why would a rapist choose a victim here?
Maybe he's got a death wish, Agent McGee.
There's easier ways to die.
Go for it, honey!
My first round's going through your right eye-socket, Lady!
(disgusted) DiNozzo? (walks over to him)
One sec! I'm looking into the suspects state of mind!
(snatches the emails out of his hand) I've read them! And they're all pretty much the same!
(shocked) Well...I've only read two and if you think there all the same then we definitely need to have a talk!
(smirks) Yeah, well...twelve years at Catholic school says that ain't ever gonna happen! (stalks off)
(gapes) Do you still have the pleated skirt? (follows her)
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