“Black Water” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Timothy McGee (1), Kate Todd (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
Do you suspect foul play?
Well, you know me, Ducky. I suspect everything.
Yes, that's an admirable trait for an investigator. And also, I suspect, the reason your three marriages ended in divorce.
Really? And all this time, I thought it was because I'm a bastard.
DiNozzo! Grab the gear and see if McGee is still alive.
On it, boss!
(Tony's Cell Phone Is Ringing)
Are you going to answer that?
I'm in hell, Kate.
Well, do they have money there? Because you owe me... forty three dollars and eighty six cents for lunch this week.
I will gladly pay you today if you'll answer this call for me.
Yeah? Who is it?
Crazy ex-girlfriend. Haven't seen her since college.
Stalker?
More like a stalk-him.
What do you want me to say to her?
I don't know. Tell her you're my wife or something. She's been calling nonstop for two days. So I'm begging you here, Kate. Please.
You pay me back today.
Sure.
(Into Phone) Hello? Me? Oh, I am Tony's wife. Uh, yes. We got married a few years ago. (Whispers To Tony) We have kids? (Into Phone) Two. Yes. And we're very, very happy. So please don't call back again. (To Tony) I feel like I need a shower. (Hangs Up Phone)
Pay the lady, Probie.
He bet me forty dollars he could get you to say you're his wife today.
Tony, I'm going to kill you.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's NCIS pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
