[reading lips of people on a tape] "We have to..." something. "We have to - blank - him."
Kill?
Murder?
Love? [Gibbs slaps him] Ow. I really wish you'd stop doing that!
I will, Tony! When you stop "blanking" up!
S2 E15Caught on Tape
[referring to the poison ivy covering half his face.] So, honestly how do I look?
Um... Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh... ease the burden of your own self-loathing?
I'd prefer the lie.
Me, too. You're the fairest in the land, McGee.
I'll take it. I've always wanted a dog. [The dog growls and tries to bite him.]
Good dog. I think I'll call you Tony.
It's a bitch, Kate.
I know.
Looks like we're going to play Gibbs' favorite game...
Ooo! Musical interrogation rooms!
Hey Gibbs, do you have a camcorder?
[goes back into lab] Yeah. Digital, OK?
Good, Gibbs. Way to go! [as Gibbs is walking out] Did you make the jump to CDs yet? [Gibbs pauses and turns around to look at her] 'Cause if you didn't, it's cool. 'Cause all the hot DJs, they use vinyl these days anyway.
[stares at Abby blankly] Just get it to me. [walks away]
Gibbs! [Gibbs stops] Peace out, man!
[Gibbs rolls his eyes and exits]
[Kate and Gibbs are pursuing their suspect William Runion. Runion is hiding the bushes as Kate runs past.]
RRunion
Idiots.
[From behind, Gibbs cocks his SIG and points at Runion's head]
Put your hands behind your head.
RRunion
[shocked] How did you--
Sneak up on you like that?
RRunion
[hands on his head] Yeah...
Used to do it for a living. Back then you'd be dead instead of under arrest. Any other questions?
RRunion
Uh-uh
Didn't think so.
[Ducky and Jimmy Palmer are examining a corpse which has been partially chewed off by scavengers]
Indiscriminate predators, coyotes. Fish, cats, garbage, they'll eat anything they can chew. Unlike my mother who can no longer chew anything. I assure you, Mr Palmer, it is a beastly sight.
Yes is it, doctor.
[looks at Palmer] I was speaking of my mother.
[looks up at Ducky] Right.
[Gibbs is interrogating suspect William Runion]
Why did you run?
RRunion
Because of the pot in my trailer. I got a medical condition.
What?! Stupidity?
S2 E16Pop Life
We'll figure it out together, Jimmy.
Oh please, call me Jimmy
I just did.
(walks in on Abby and Palmer super glued together) Palmer, what the hell are you doing?
You know, you didn't have to yell at him. Jimmy is terrified of you now.
He is? Cool.
The knife missed her vital organs so the wound, in and of itself, was not fatal.
She didn't bleed to death.
Exactly. Her body contained four liters of blood, so there was no exsanguination.
Ducky...
I'm sorry, it's such a lovely word, exsanguination, I can't help saying it. (laughs nervously as Gibbs just looks at him.) Moving on...
Twinkle Toes, Candy Pants, stay behind your mom here.
I knew this girl once. She squeaked. She made this little squeaking...
Tony! You want to tell Ducky that story?
He's heard it. We all have.
JJay
Who are you?
Same as Kate. Well not exactly.
(focusing on strippers behind) How's that?
Well it's art but we kinda need a shot of her face.
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