Boss, I don't know if you want to see this but you probably should...
S2 E16Pop Life
(To Witness) Look, there is always something you remember about every woman, something you'll remember in twenty years time... something small and subtle... a piece of jewelry, a laugh... a smell.
Ugh, I feel like I've died and woke up in a Calvin Klein Ad.
(To Kate and Tony) We need to look a little deeper. There is clearly a latent sibling rivalry here, being expressed by your adolescent and sexually-charged bickering. It all stems from a desperate desire to please a father figure, and I think we all know who that is!
What has this got to do with my tuna fish sandwich?
We need a mediator Ducky or I'm going to have to go to Employee Relations.
Which would be tattling!
No, Employee Relations is not tattling!
It's the adult version of I'm telling mummy.
You're so juvenile!
Am not.
Are so!
Am not!
We need an unofficial mediator Ducky.
Well, did you try Gibbs?
Ugh...
Good point.
We thought of McGee.
But, we have no respect for him.
And then we thought of you!
I see, third on the short list. Well, at least I beat out Abby.
Well, we just came from there.
She turned us down.
Oh.
I didn't think you would notice!
Oh stealing food is okay if no one notices!
It wasn't stealing, it was sharing.
It was my lunch! I don't want to share my lunch!
See you just said it was sharing!
Excuse me. Show a little respect, this is a place of peace and dignity.
That was before Kate got here.
Suspect claims he went to bed with one woman and woke up with another.
That happens to girls, too. At night, some guy seems all dark and gnarly, and then you wake up and his tattoos are fake and he works at a bank.
I used to work at a bank.
Your tat is real and you don't disappoint me.
Little miss tighty pants here blows it out of proportion.
(to suspect) You went home with one woman and woke up with another.
I hate it when that happens...
I need the condoms tested.
Not what you want to hear first thing in the morning...
(about stripper) Wow Kate! How'd you get her to do that?
Paranoid.
Sounds like someone I know.
Are you done yet? (Standing over McGee, eating a cookie. Wipes crumbs off of McGee's head)
(after Gibbs takes the last cookie) That's so not right.
(Tony watching a singer/dancer at the club, nodding his head up and down with the music)
Tony stop jumping up and down. We can't see.
WWillie
I dunno about you, but I've slept with a lot of women.
I wouldn't know anything about that Willy, I'm a Mormon.
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