[referring to the poison ivy covering half his face.] So, honestly how do I look?
Um... Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh... ease the burden of your own self-loathing?
I'd prefer the lie.
Me, too. You're the fairest in the land, McGee.
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