“Caught on Tape” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (6), Abby Sciuto (5), Tony DiNozzo (4), Kate Todd (3), Timothy McGee (2), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
At least I don't hang out with married people.
[to Abby] Would you please tell him that a man and a woman can just be friends?
Absolutely they can.
Without having sex?
Oh no, they'll have sex.
Abby?!
What? Come on, Kate, haven't you ever slept with a friend?
[upset] What is wrong with you people?
[steps in] Good question, Kate.
[reading lips of people on a tape] "We have to..." something. "We have to - blank - him."
Kill?
Murder?
Love? [Gibbs slaps him] Ow. I really wish you'd stop doing that!
I will, Tony! When you stop "blanking" up!
[referring to the poison ivy covering half his face.] So, honestly how do I look?
Um... Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh... ease the burden of your own self-loathing?
I'd prefer the lie.
Me, too. You're the fairest in the land, McGee.
I'll take it. I've always wanted a dog. [The dog growls and tries to bite him.]
Good dog. I think I'll call you Tony.
It's a bitch, Kate.
I know.
Looks like we're going to play Gibbs' favorite game...
Ooo! Musical interrogation rooms!
Hey Gibbs, do you have a camcorder?
[goes back into lab] Yeah. Digital, OK?
Good, Gibbs. Way to go! [as Gibbs is walking out] Did you make the jump to CDs yet? [Gibbs pauses and turns around to look at her] 'Cause if you didn't, it's cool. 'Cause all the hot DJs, they use vinyl these days anyway.
[stares at Abby blankly] Just get it to me. [walks away]
Gibbs! [Gibbs stops] Peace out, man!
[Gibbs rolls his eyes and exits]
[Kate and Gibbs are pursuing their suspect William Runion. Runion is hiding the bushes as Kate runs past.]
Idiots.
[From behind, Gibbs cocks his SIG and points at Runion's head]
Put your hands behind your head.
[shocked] How did you--
Sneak up on you like that?
[hands on his head] Yeah...
Used to do it for a living. Back then you'd be dead instead of under arrest. Any other questions?
Uh-uh
Didn't think so.
[Ducky and Jimmy Palmer are examining a corpse which has been partially chewed off by scavengers]
Indiscriminate predators, coyotes. Fish, cats, garbage, they'll eat anything they can chew. Unlike my mother who can no longer chew anything. I assure you, Mr Palmer, it is a beastly sight.
Yes is it, doctor.
[looks at Palmer] I was speaking of my mother.
[looks up at Ducky] Right.
[Gibbs is interrogating suspect William Runion]
Why did you run?
Because of the pot in my trailer. I got a medical condition.
What?! Stupidity?
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