[Gibbs is interrogating Commander Foley. Kate and Tony are watching in the observation room.]
You testified on his behalf at the trial. You certainly seemed to be sympathetic to his situation.
Coming home and finding his wife in the bedroom with another guy?
FFoley
Well, wouldn't that bother you?
Oh yeah. It bothered me a hell of a lot. Only I chose divorce over murder.
TonyHe's lying. Establishing rapport through shared communication.
Tony
Of course I'm-- [pauses] Not.
I was coming home from a three-month float in the Med. Not six months in a war zone.
[...]
[There is a knock on the door and McGee enters interrogation room]
Uh sorry. Can I see you for a second, Boss?
Tony
[stunned] Oh, I can't believe I'm seeing what I'm seeing.
Speaking of way beyond hinky...
Tony
Okay, Kate. I can take it.
What was it like, tonguing a guy?
Tony
[deep breath] I can't take it.
[Tony is playing a computer game]
I thought you couldn't type.
Tony
I decided to improve myself.
Well, in that case, you might want to lose that shirt. It went out of style three years ago.
Tony
This from a girl who keeps a puka shell necklace in her purse.
My grandma gave me those. Wait, you looked in my purse?
Tony
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Tony, you were so lucky you didn't have sisters growing up.
Tony
Why is that?
Because you never have reached puberty. Of course one could argue you still haven't reached it. Very professional.
Tony
It's my lunch break.
It's 9:30 in the morning.
Tony
I'm on Greenwich Mean Time.
Well, you're gonna be on unemployment if Gibbs catches you doing that.
[walks in] Catch him doing what, Kate? [Kate quickly switches his game off while Tony grabs a stack of papers and pretends to be busy]
Nothing. I was just giving Tony here some fashion advice.
Oh, he was just thinking about... getting both of his ears pierced. [Tony glares at her]
Tony
I think Kate misunderstood, Boss. What I was really talking about was elongating the lobe, which is a surgery…
Hey, you wanna look like a gay pirate, that's your call. [Tony grimaces]
Tony
[mouths] Thanks.
[mouths] You're welcome. I thought you were going to an anti-terrorism conference today, Gibbs.
Change in plans. Marine gunnery sergeant didn't show up for duty this week.
Tony
Since when do we track down U.A. Marines?
Since he's one of a handful of people who knows how to arm small-yield nuclear weapons. His SRB. You have 45 minutes to memorize it. And Tony? If that game is still on your computer in the morning, I'll pierce your ears myself.
[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are stuck in a traffic jam]
Tony
Rush hour. A misnomer if you ask me.
Tony
It's not like anybody's rushing anywhere and it always takes more than an hour. They should call it--
Shut-up-and-sit-there-before-I-shoot-you hour.
Tony
I was thinking of something a little shorter.
[Tony slurps on his drink. Gibbs loses his patience and throws Tony's drink out the window.]
Tony
That's littering.
Look, just don't take any chances, ok? I mean, if we're right about Sacco, he's got more than a screw loose.
Tony
Aww. Here I was thinking you didn't care.
It's not about caring. If anything happens to you, I'm gonna be stuck working here with Gibbs alone.
Tony
It's not that bad. A little grumpy sometimes--
[from the back of the squad room] Hey! DiNozzo! You still here?
Tony
Then again you may be onto something there.
[Gibbs' phone rings, Gibbs answers] Hey.
Tony
Gibbs.
Tony
Sacco's just left the bar. I'm-- [Tony stumbles as his vision gets blurry. Turning, he realizes he's been drugged] Uh...Uhh...I'm not feeling so well.
Tony? You okay? [Kate looks up from her paperwork]
Tony
I think I screwed up, boss. [Tony falls on his stomach, dropping the phone. Tony tries to use his car as leverage to stand, but the drugs have affected him.]
Hey! DiNozzo, can you hear me?
[Tony grabs his keys, but they fumble in his hands and fall to the ground.]
[Tony pulls out his gun but can't aim it properly and finally falls to the ground on his back. The suspect approaches and takes his gun and Tony is dragged away.]
Tony! Tony, can you hear me?! We're coming for you!
[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are in the elevator]
Tony
Admit it. You were worried about me, right?. You don't have to say anything. I know. [Gibbs pretends to ignore him] Ok, I want you to say it. You care, right?
[exit elevator]
Tony
So, you're saying you don't care?
Tony, as far as I'm concerned, you're irreplaceable. [smiles]
Tony
I knew it. I knew behind the whole Marine thing you really are heart.
[to McGee] Forget about it, McGee. He's still alive.
[Tony is annoyed to find McGee sitting at his desk.]
Tony
I really liked her.
ATF agent involved in illegal weapons and murder - what's not to like?
Tony
So quick to judge, Kate. Sure she has flaws, sure she's going to prison, but my instincts tell me she had good qualities as well.
Two of them wouldn't happen to live under her shirt, would they?
Tony
[shocked to find McGee sitting at Gibbs' desk] McGee! Are you nuts?
Tony
You're at Gibbs' desk touching his computer! That's like touching the Ark of the Covenant!
Gibbs knows I'm doing this.
Tony
He said you could use his computer?
Tony
Really? You know when mine fried he wouldn't let me touch his.
[walks into squad room] Because your fingers are always greasy from fried chicken and pizza.
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