[Tony is playing a computer game]
I thought you couldn't type.
I decided to improve myself.
Well, in that case, you might want to lose that shirt. It went out of style three years ago.
This from a girl who keeps a puka shell necklace in her purse.
My grandma gave me those. Wait, you looked in my purse?
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Tony, you were so lucky you didn't have sisters growing up.
Why is that?
Because you never have reached puberty. Of course one could argue you still haven't reached it. Very professional.
It's my lunch break.
It's 9:30 in the morning.
I'm on Greenwich Mean Time.
Well, you're gonna be on unemployment if Gibbs catches you doing that.
[walks in] Catch him doing what, Kate? [Kate quickly switches his game off while Tony grabs a stack of papers and pretends to be busy]
Nothing. I was just giving Tony here some fashion advice.
On what?
Oh, he was just thinking about... getting both of his ears pierced. [Tony glares at her]
That right, DiNozzo?
I think Kate misunderstood, Boss. What I was really talking about was elongating the lobe, which is a surgery…
Hey, you wanna look like a gay pirate, that's your call. [Tony grimaces]
[mouths] Thanks.
[mouths] You're welcome. I thought you were going to an anti-terrorism conference today, Gibbs.
Change in plans. Marine gunnery sergeant didn't show up for duty this week.
Since when do we track down U.A. Marines?
Since he's one of a handful of people who knows how to arm small-yield nuclear weapons. His SRB. You have 45 minutes to memorize it. And Tony? If that game is still on your computer in the morning, I'll pierce your ears myself.
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