CCrow
Well, better than "Quest of the Delta Burke", I suppose
S9Quest of the Delta Knights
Many years ago, terror stalked the land, making life harsh, unfair, and treacherous.
CCrow
Jimmy Carter was in office.
[David Warner appears.]
CACrow [as David Warner]
[apologetic] In it for the money, folks.
[As wizard Baydool drags Travis ("Tee") away from the slave market crowd and into his shack, he tries to get him to talk.]
BBaydool
¿Como te llamas?
SAServo [as Tee]
Yeah, yo quiero Taco Bell, whatever.
. . .
BBaydool
Comment vous-appelez vous?
CACrow [as Tee]
Je m'appelle… Bite Me!
[Afraid of Baydool, Tee runs out the door.]
PAPearl [as Tee]
I'll see if Bombadil has a place to crash.
TTee
I was taught that those who I respect, who are wise, I should call "master".
CACrow [as Tee]
Right, Mr. Bater?
[Baydool scares off an intruder by throwing the contents of his chamber pot at him.]
Ew, wizard whiz!
CCrow
Drain the wizard!
[Tee stops Baydool just as a hammer falls from a roof in front of them.]
SAServo [as Tee]
Please, hammer, don't hurt 'im!
[Lord Vultare has an audience with the Mannerjay while slaves fan her.]
SAServo [as Slave]
Do you want me to oscillate, Ma'am?
. . .
VLord Vultare
We've rounded up a number of suspects.
CACrow [as Vultare]
…including Kevin Spacey.
VLord Vultare
I'm certain some of them are spies for the Order.
MMannerjay
What of the map?
VLord Vultare
No word. It seems…
PAPearl [as Vultare]
…chilly in here. Could you turn down your guy?
[Baydool shows Tee some blow darts.]
BBaydool
These will put anyone to sleep in no time.
CCrow
They're tiny James Michener books!
[Tee, Leonardo and Thena set off on horseback after a confusing scene of exposition.]
Well, this movie has lost me. It's lost me and it's trotting off without me.
[After Tee and Leonardo are recaptured by the forest Prince, a noisy, loony henchman drops out of the trees in belated pursuit.]
LHLoony Henchman
I'm com-iiiing!
MAMike [as The Prince]
Put a sock in it, Legolas!
TTee
When in doubt, rest.
CCrow
You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.
[Tee sets up an explosive device at the mouth of the Storehouse.]
Tee pities the fool who gets in his way.
[Vultare is reading what appears to be Archimedes' plans for his high-tech weapon.]
SAServo [as Vultare]
Enjoy much scientific pleasure with magnificent operation.
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