NPDr. Nora Pierce
What time would you say it is?
JAJoel [as Richard]
Uh, it's time to kill something.
RGDr. Richard Gordon
[looking at a flock of birds] I'd say it's about three o'clock Earth time here.
SAServo [as Richard]
Judging by those birds.
NPDr. Nora Pierce
...we don't know how many hours there are on the daily cycle here. You know, this place could move around faster than our Earth.
RGDr. Richard Gordon
Well let's figure for three o'clock anyway. That's gives us about three or four hours before dark.
JAJoel [as Richard]
Besides, I've decided I'm the new God of this planet.
[one of the scientists sees a superimposed wasp descend upon their campsite]
[as scientist/Martin Brody] I'm gonna get a bigger shoe. We're gonna get a bigger shoe, right?
[as Nora and Richard come upon a barren part of the mysterious island]
NPDr. Nora Pierce
What a desolate, forsaken place.
What a stilted, pretentious line.
[while the scientists attempt to flee from a iguana dinosaur with their kinkajou lemur in tow]
[to the "dinosaur"] Hey, come over here! You wanna meet Joey?
[as Joey] No!! I told you this would happen! Please, I abhor you! Get out of here!
[as everyone scrambles to flee the island as an atomic bomb ticks away to detonation] Anybody got the time? It's a little matter of an atomic bomb.
[in a sing-song voice] Your careers are finally almost over! You'll never be in another film! You may end up in the Psychotronic Film Guide!
[as the atomic explosion kills all the prehistoric beasts on the island]
Uh, we did the right thing, didn't we? They'd never surrender. It was right for us to blow them up.
CACrow [as the kinkajou]
Thanks for annihilating everything I know!
You know, they're only two miles from the blast, aren't they gonna get vaporized?
Hope so. Well it's an atomic bomb-lite actually. One third as destructive as our other bomb.
Ohhhh... Well, score one for Earth.
JAJoel [as Ralph]
Not a word of this gets out to the people of Earth, alright?
RGDr. Richard Gordon
We sure have done it. We brought civilization to planet Nova.
Ha! Was that irony? This late in the film.
RGDr. Richard Gordon
Let's go home.
Yeah, let's go home and grow some three-headed kids.
Hey, there's a certain glow about June. It's... never mind.
And so, with peace in their hearts and fiery death in the sky, they went home.
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