[Geri's car bounces quite violently on a pothole]
SAServo [as Coily]
Noooo springs!
S10Squirm
S10A Case of Spring Fever (short)
Me? I'd rather have a case of Bass Ale.
[Gilbert proceeds to leave his house for the golf game. He closes the door, but due to the lack of springs in the door lock, it bounces back open.]
CCoily
Hey! The door!
SAServo [as Coily]
I own your ass, fatboy! Get back here!
S10Squirm (movie)
[Mick leaves Geri in the boat with Roger]
CCrow
Save the girl or go antiquing... Hmm... Antiques, here I come!
[As the movie is ending]
Please, folks, remember to worm your dog.
And if you do start a worm farm, do not raise flesh-eating intelligent millipedes by mistake.
CCrow
And if you have red hair, do not mate.
S10Diabolik
[Diabolik drives into his lair through a rather conspicuous hidden entrance.]
SAServo [as Diabolik]
This will fool them unless they look at it.
Look, Nelson. Move on. I am.
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