And the legend continues... to be not heard about, by anyone!
S10Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
[During a scene set amongst ardent University of Arkansas football fans.]
A razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of a cheese wedge.
[As a subplot comes to an entirely unsatisfying end.]
And so, the completely pointless stretch of movie whimpers out like a small, dying rat.
[Narrator "Doc" Lockhart introduces himself and his travelling companions.]
DDoc
Leslie Ann Walker. All I know about her is she's a good friend of... Tanya Yazzie, my prize student.
SAServo [as Doc]
Prize student in that she gets Cs, but she's really cute.
MAMike [as Lockhart]
We're goin' camping, and you're gonna watch.
[Doc enters a backwater country store which has no obvious merchandise, other than a turquoise, plastic pith helmet.]
CACrow [as Lockhart]
Do ya'll have any turquoise, plastic pith helmets?
[Doc and party get ready to leave the backwater country store.]
Ya'll like to contribute to our fund for the War against Northern Aggression?
[Tim is walking around shirtless]
CCrow
Geez, kid, do a push-up.
[In a flashback scene, the Creature and a farmer stare at each other through the farmer's barn.]
MAMike [as the Creature]
Well, I'll be damned... farmers do exist!
[Shirtless Tim walks up to someone's front door.]
CACrow [as Tim]
Can I borrow a cup of shirt?
[Tanya, with long dark hair and apparently wearing no undergarments, runs through the woods.]
Lucy Bra-less!
[Doc is looking at his "radar" set up in the woods as his two assistants test it out.]
CACrow [as Doc]
Boy, Tim's a real strong blip on my gaydar.
. . .
DDoc
[over CB] Tim?
CACrow [as Tim]
Yes, Dad...I mean professor-who-is-in-no-way-my-dad-giving-me-a-role-in-his-movie?
[Doc is in the woods, as Leslie watches for the creature on the radar back at base camp.]
LLeslie
[over the walkie-talkie] He's close to you!
DDoc
My left or my right?
Well, which way are you facing, idiot?
[Doc finishes narrating as his group begins walking up some stairs to Crenshaw's place.]
MAMike [as Doc]
I put Tim in the front of the line to absorb the first hail of bullets.
LLeslie
[Over a walkie-talkie.] Tanya, do you read?
MAMike [as Tanya]
Third grade level!
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