A character in Mystery Science Theater 3000
In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2), Jonah (2)
Money. Money, that's all this man seems to think about. Mr. Phineas T. Prune thinks money, talks money, eats money, smells money. Mr. Phineas middle initial T. Prune!
The T stands for "the"?
That T wouldn't stand for Tightwad by any chance, would it?!
[dramatic gasp]
I object!
Objection overruled!
Man, North Korea has a more fair court system than this.
[as a now reformed Prune runs out into the street]
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why didn't I buy a boat sooner?!
Why? Why? [a passerby walks by] Merry Christmas!
Please, please sir, you'll catch cold!
[another passerby walks by]
Merry Christmas!
I think you mean "Happy Holidays".
[singing] Why can't every day be Christmas?
I don't know!
Why can't every day be gay?
That's a loaded question.
Tom ServoKevin Murphy · 1,542 quotes
Mike NelsonMichael J. Nelson · 824 quotes
Joel RobinsonJoel Hodgson · 542 quotes
NNarrator224 quotes
JJonah171 quotes
GGypsy75 quotes
EEmily69 quotes
CFDr. Clayton Forrester57 quotes
PFPearl Forrester26 quotes
MMax22 quotes
KFKinga Forrester21 quotes
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes