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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Sam, Servo and others in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

SSam

Money. Money, that's all this man seems to think about. Mr. Phineas T. Prune thinks money, talks money, eats money, smells money. Mr. Phineas middle initial T. Prune!

Servo

The T stands for "the"?

SSam

That T wouldn't stand for Tightwad by any chance, would it?!

CCrow

[dramatic gasp]

PPrune

I object!

SSam

Objection overruled!

CCrow

Man, North Korea has a more fair court system than this.

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