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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 11

Prune, Jonah [as the other person] and others in “The Christmas That Almost Wasn't”

[singing] Why can't every day be Christmas?

JAJonah [as the other person]

I don't know!

Why can't every day be gay?

That's a loaded question.

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