Melissa quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

This your pond?

You can take your time, it's a tough question.

It belongs to my father.

Oh, does your father mind if people skip rocks across his pond?

As long as you don't hit his favorite frog.

I don't think he's mentioned it before. That your car?

Yeah.

Mind if I skip rocks across it?

This is where the fish lives.

Why did you run?

'Cuz this is where the fish lives.

I felt like it. I really wanted to fly, but I couldn't do that, so I ran.

You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

This is where my tongue lives.

Oh, and "go Packers" too, but mostly burn the witch.

"The wicked man travaileth with pain all his days..."

...said Madeleine.

"...and the number of years is hidden to the oppressor..."

Tsch. Bunch of crap.

"A dreadful sound is in his ears."

It's Paula Cole, I think.

"In prosperity, the destroyer shall come upon him."

What is it, child?

I thought I heard something.

Pay attention to the word of God.

For He loves you, and He may KILL you if you don't.

"Yea..."

"...team!"

"...the light of the wicked shall be put out..."

"...by ten-thirty…"

"...and the spark of his fire shall not shine."

Just take the old-fashioned photo, Dad!

What is it, David?

It's people saying "Burn the witch". Are you deaf?

Papa, what is it?

[irritated] People saying "Burn the witch"! Do you have any deductive powers at all?